So ready for the weekend!

Well...my nice quiet work life is over.  My boss got back from his 3 week vacation and all was off to a great start.  He brought gifts for each person on the team. He came to work on time, instead of the usual 2 hours late.  He was sitting at his desk working, as opposed to talking loudly to anyone and everyone about everything and nothing all at the same time.  Then....he loudly asked this.... "Lynn, have you gained weight?!"  
(This might not seem like such a big deal since I am such a small individual.  But I have gained more weight since being married than I have in the past 9 years combined.  Whats worse is that I am now finally working out and eating well/regularly.)
I told him that you don't ever ask a female that question and pretended to laugh it off.
(By now I could hear teams on the other side of our large office laughing incredulously)
His response was "Well, No, I just meant you look like you've filled out."    - Not better.
I also realized today that I am going to need to talk to my Area VP (my sup.'s boss) about possibly transfering to North Carolina b/c my boss asked me multiple times about the move to "South Carolina" and "Charlotte."   AKA: He can't remember where we're moving so is no help when/if he talks to HR about it.
He makes me very ready to move.